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I love being lied to by beautiful, rich women on the internet. Not just any influencer will do\u2014my preferred shared hallucination is the business influencer, over whose sprawling imperial colonies the digital sun never sets. Recently, I’ve taken to watching a woman who I’m pretty sure is a scammer; one of those \u201ccoaches coaching coaches\u201d types who sells a course<\/span><\/a> about sales in a digital ouroboros of grift that fascinates me. (I once heard the tendency to become intrigued by things you find distasteful described as \u201coppositional curiosity.\u201d It\u2019s always nice to receive a new diagnosis.) <\/p>\n

She often delivers her sales sermons while cocooned in her car\u2019s crimson leather interior, taut forehead gleaming in the Miami midmorning sun, tanned boobs hoisted chin-level by the scubasuit-like material of an athleisure corset. She almost always appears to be coming from or going to the gym, but while adorned with about $20,000 worth of jewelry. In every video, she proffers pearls of wisdom about \u201cclosing\u201d or \u201cobjections.\u201d I sit entranced, typically on the foot of my unmade bed or slumped over midafternoon at my desk, mouth agape, as I patiently receive her instructions for business-oriented manipulation. She is, I learned from one video, freshly 24. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n \u201c<\/span>There\u2019s something magnetic, almost primal, about the personality type shameless enough to sell snake oil to strangers on the internet for $4,000.\u201d<\/span>\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/figure>\n
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I noticed a random assortment of my friends from a variety of past life stages follow her. Do they share my sheepish anthropological interest, or are they more earnestly collecting tips for selling sales? Her videos telegraph access to vast, allegedly self-made riches with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. In one recent video, she invites the viewer (that\u2019s me!) to join her on a trip to purchase a glittering pink Rolls-Royce. In another, she assures the viewer that it\u2019s never been easier to create generational wealth; that 19-year-olds are making six figures quickly and without degrees. Each video feels like a dispatch from an alternate reality. <\/p>\n

There\u2019s something magnetic, almost primal, about the personality type shameless enough to sell snake oil to strangers on the internet for $4,000. It\u2019s darkly gratifying to witness this naked inevitability of the market: a flagrantly fraudulent offering in such a stunningly confident package. She is not an aberration of American late capitalism; she is its pure, female id. Reader, I can\u2019t pull myself away. In a particularly self-aware selfie caption, she refers to herself as \u201cGatsby\u201d\u2014if \u201che were a 23-year-old blonde girl in Brickell.\u201d Fitzgerald\u2019s Gatsby is, of course, the titular character<\/span><\/a> of The Great Gatsby<\/em>, a novel about a man whose \u201cextraordinary optimism and power to transform his dreams into reality make him \u2018great\u2019\u201d despite the fact that his wealth mostly derives from \u201ccriminal activity.\u201d<\/p>\n

Like Gatsby, this woman and those like her appear to generate wealth and concomitant capital-B Businesses through sheer force of will, though it\u2019s not always immediately clear how the Wealth and the Business might be connected, if indeed they are. What is this, if not the American Dream? She exists in stark opposition to the millions of people I read about in the news every day, working full time for low wages, still unable to afford groceries. I wonder if they\u2019ve tried selling sales<\/em>, a small voice buried deep in my Instagram-calibrated brainstem offers. How could money be so hard to come by when it appears to flow so freely to this young woman? <\/p>\n

She exists in a parallel digital economy, an artifice of enterprise where fake experts sell fake products to real people for real money. Before the dawn of the internet, one might have had to stalk the streets of Brooklyn and ask passersby one by one if they had any confidence in them to hold onto a pocketwatch<\/span><\/a> until tomorrow. No longer! The World Wide Web has granted access to a limitless supply of desperate suckers (and a few voyeurs, like yours truly) armed with Afterpay and a dream. Then again, to distinguish this particular arena of commerce as \u201cfake\u201d would imply the rest of our economic system\u2014that which produces volcanic hoaxes like Enron or mortgage-backed securities or an entire class of products called \u201cfinancial derivatives\u201d swapped like trading cards among highly paid professionals, where management consulting firms<\/span><\/a> construct simulacrums of humanitarian aid organizations for foreign governments, a sort of McKinseyian \u201cFinal Solution\u201d\u2014is somehow more \u201creal.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n \u201c<\/span>There, suspended in the primordial ether where the laws of economic gravity cease to exist, you\u2019ll find the likes of Sam Bankman-Fried and Jake Paul.\u201d<\/span>\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/figure>\n
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In both economies, there\u2019s a proportional inverse relationship between the length of your tether to reality and the amount of money you can make. Most people exist somewhere in the middle with normal jobs and normal incomes, coordinates where you\u2019re unlikely to encounter pink Rolls-Royces. But the looser your relationship with the truth or your material and intellectual limits, the more likely you are to find yourself free-floating to the long tail where phenomena like venture capitalists and virality live, each equally likely to reward delusion with vast sums of cash. There, suspended in the primordial ether where the laws of economic gravity cease to exist, you\u2019ll find the likes of Sam Bankman-Fried and Jake Paul. In Capitalist Realism<\/em><\/span><\/a>, the late Mark Fisher argues that cataloging all of the system\u2019s worst offenses\u2014poverty, suffering, an endless barrage of Marvel movies\u2014only serves to reinforce its legitimacy, its \u201crealness.\u201d The only way to undermine it, then, is to pull back the curtain and reveal the ways in which it is \u201cinconsistent or untenable,\u201d to demonstrate how its \u201c\u2018realism\u2019 turns out to be nothing of the sort.\u201d In other words, a recognition that flips on the overheads, shines fluorescent light on the scaffolding of the Matrix, and reveals that its internal operating logic isn\u2019t \u201creal\u201d at all. <\/p>\n

That the most \u201creal\u201d jobs\u2014cooking food, wrangling kindergarteners, bandaging wounds\u2014are often those paid relatively low sums is less a reflection of economic efficiency and more a confirmation of this distortion. Sometimes I can\u2019t be sure my digital pen pal\u2019s persona isn\u2019t an elaborate piece of performance art, a theatrical ode to the great thrill of acquiring commodities and services or a commentary on the absurdity of modern resource allocation and \u201cvalue creation.\u201d Then again, her vocation makes perfect sense when you consider the incentives of a modern economy which line the path of least resistance like apple trees, offering forbidden fruit to anyone who notices that even the \u201creal\u201d paths have a distinctly surreal quality to them, and this one looks shorter, anyway. It shouldn\u2019t be possible to make money from nothing\u2014but the curious thing, of course, is that, like Gatsby, in a seemingly defiant insistence that her reality is otherwise, she has made it so. <\/p>\n

Gen Z economic writer Kyla Scanlon frequently shares<\/span><\/a> dispatches<\/span><\/a> from far-flung college campuses all over America where young people confide their apprehensions about the job market or \u201cthe economy\u201d writ large. To them, the system they\u2019re entering is as self-evidently a scam as these digital business empires are to me. Still, it seems none of us are strong enough to look away, let alone opt out. Those born between<\/span><\/a> 1997 and 2012 report believing a $587,800 salary is what constitutes being \u201cfinancially successful,\u201d more than three times the threshold that the more realistic millennials reported.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\n \u201c<\/span>It\u2019s this glimpse into her world\u2014one in which the rules of making money are simple and obvious\u2014that draws me to her like a moth to a ring light.\u201d<\/span>\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/figure>\n
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To hear my favorite Sales Diva tell it, this salary is achievable with \u201cjust two closes per day.\u201d It\u2019s this glimpse into her world\u2014one in which the rules of making money are simple and obvious\u2014that draws me to her like a moth to a ring light, where for a moment I metaphorically rest my head on her Pilates Body and allow the rest of the Monopoly game board to fall away. Instead of concerning myself with the carried interest exemption or Medicaid cuts, I focus on her singular, ponytailed game piece, intrepidly dispensing cheat codes for unlimited $200 withdrawals. I much prefer this iteration of the game than the one we\u2019re actually playing, in which every year yet more wealth is soaked upward, where it saturates the war chests of those currently disassembling our country and selling it for parts. To her more ambitious followers, she\u2019s selling sales. To me, she\u2019s selling a world where the economy is less complicated and capitalism more fun, and sometimes, even though I know she\u2019s lying, I\u2019m buying\u2014because, for a few moments, it still feels nice to believe.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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